Favorite time of day 3:00

I don't think I will ever be able to get rid of my sarcasm, I have tried.
It's just a part of me.
Favorite time of day would really be 9:30 pm, when the house is quiet and I'm not too tired yet.
3:00, no matter how hard I try for the opposite, always ends up in headache and chaos.

Homework time anywhere there is room to spread out.
The weird part I am trying to figure out is why they stay in the area where the most noise is going on.
Wouldn't a quiet bedroom or dining table work even better?
I guess having mom there to whine to is helpful in some way.

Don't believe the smile, even for a second.
First picture I took she was grimacing and had her eyes half closed.
That's actually how they do their homework, grimace faced, eyes half open, yet somehow they are big smartypants and do awesome in school.
T. and I get to do preschool together.
He thinks its cool most the time to have mom as teacher.
I think he likes that mom, sometimes, lets him have normally forbidden objects (gluestick, stapler, scissors )on the couch and in the livingroom in general.
Just for "homework".

S.
Lets see, where do I start?!
She knows mom is preoccupied.
She is 2.
Enough said.
If mom leaves the room she is compelled to write on or otherwise destroy a precious paper of someone elses.
"MAAUUM!!" Yelled at top of lungs by victim.
Meaning she has done it again.
Somedays though she is relatively quiet and finds sneaky things to do to poor Harley.
I'm a little bit glad her "homework" is to get the puppy used to harassment.
The puppy will be bigger than her soon and she needs to know who is boss.
This was one of the days that I was feeling especially calm and in control, that is why the puppy is anywhere near the carpet.
How did it go?
About 2 minutes later she ate someones homework and peed on the carpet.
Back to downstairs banishment.
Not for good, just till another calm day comes along and needs some ruining.